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GUILLOTINE - The French form of impeachment.

SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE - Should be elected by secret ballot, and not subject to review or revenge by the person (RINO) with the big mallet!

The Hillary Quote That Should Be a Presidential Deal-Breaker -

TAGS: hillary clinton i was not thinking a lot quote servergate email scandal benghazi what difference does it make killary klinton hildabeast rotten incompetent unfit for command
Rating: 4.5/5

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Libertas - September 5, 2015, 7:59 pm
there will be a lot of people that won't be thinking a lot when they vote for her!

"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS" - is what Rosanne Barr has to say about bankers who have made over $100M. (How about actors and actresses???)

TEA PARTY CANDIDATES - Some of them make it too easy.

ADDING INSULT TO INJURY - Fool me once (2008), shame on you. Fool me twice (2012), shame on me.

evil, diabolical plot -

TAGS: diabolical plot
Rating: 5/5

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BlackIsBeautiful - December 28, 2016, 2:29 pm
heh...heh...heh...ha...ha...ha...Ha...Ha...Ha...AHHH-HA! HA! HA! HA! That's funny! :)
RTypeDelta - December 23, 2016, 8:30 am
So thank you for your brave defense here of our cause, MazingerZ.Got your message on Facebook! Thank you for joining our ranks. You will do us proud. To answer your question from there: NO,we dont have to talk here.FB is fine.God bless and Sieg Heil!#MAGA
RTypeDelta - December 23, 2016, 8:26 am
Republicans like me wouldn't have needed a white power group like the KKK to protect ourselves if the Democrat,college-housed millennials weren't obsessed with enslaving us.It's now time to advance our narrative,Trump's narrative,also known as God's truth
JohnGalt - December 20, 2016, 9:19 pm
of course its a horse of a different color when the U.S. (Obama) tries to lecture the UK about Brexit... and all the other interference in the middle east, etc.
Aurielius - December 18, 2016, 8:17 am
Though the Democrats vainly try to pin their loss on anything but their failed policies / message, they never denied the content of the leaks to be fallacious.

DON'T THROW OUT THOSE VOTES - Who will speak for the dead?

2009 NRA AWARD - Change is a comin- one way or the other! By the ballot or the bullet!

scamalot -

SPAMALOT - When you just haven't read a politifake the first 600 times...there's always 250 more to go

TAGS: spamalot
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - November 21, 2012, 5:34 pm
I think he must have a whole wardrobe of em by now.
PapaFox - November 21, 2012, 11:23 am
Then somebody please get him one and shut him up! :-D
JGalt - November 21, 2012, 11:01 am
a t-shirt
PapaFox - November 21, 2012, 10:55 am
Too right. And some of his/her/its spam contradicts itself. Is there some sort of prize for posting the most junk?

THE LOTTO - If the 1% is evil don't accept the winnings.

Aragorn Government Shutdown -

Working Together -

LBJ - Tell me again how there was no racism in Barry Goldwater states

Camelot vs Scandal-lot -

TAGS: scandal lot
Rating: 4.78/5

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ChadAllen - November 16, 2013, 10:31 am
Not even that long. Look how low our standards as a country have become just since Nixon resigned. Democrats, their Useful Idiots, & RINO's are about nothing BUT degradation & decline.
JGalt - November 16, 2013, 9:16 am
we've slid downhill a long way in 50 years

camelot -

TAGS: scamalot
Rating: 4.67/5

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TAGS: polotics twitter obama romney
Rating: 4.56/5

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crankyhead - October 18, 2012, 12:57 am
IRONY: The title of this poster. I couldn't even have planned this if I tried.
crankyhead - October 18, 2012, 12:56 am
P.S. Duh.
arnnatz - October 18, 2012, 12:54 am
arnnatz - October 18, 2012, 12:53 am
you might want to check yourself back into the psych ward. Your lapsing again
crankyhead - October 18, 2012, 12:52 am
That's actually the opposite of what I said, but whatever... You and Groucho have fun with your pokemon cards ok?
arnnatz - October 18, 2012, 12:50 am
you really think that you are anonymous on the internet? You can't really be that naive
arnnatz - October 18, 2012, 12:49 am
you should try face palming with an open hand instead of a fist. You must have hurt yourself pretty badly
crankyhead - October 18, 2012, 12:47 am
If they don't say it out loud, how are the cops ever going to know where to look for people like them?
arnnatz - October 18, 2012, 12:45 am
from your comment 41467
arnnatz - October 18, 2012, 12:45 am
are you really that ignorant or are you just recovering from an overzealous face palm?
arnnatz - October 18, 2012, 12:44 am
did you not read "I don't have any problems with their right to say it out loud"?
crankyhead - October 18, 2012, 12:43 am
Did you not see the part where I said I have problems with the content?
arnnatz - October 18, 2012, 12:37 am
No civilized person should say something as ignorant as you did. Nobody should have a "right" to threaten to kill anyone period. To say that you defend someone's right to threaten the life of another shows how low you can actually sink
arnnatz - October 18, 2012, 12:20 am
It's in direct violation of 18 USC s 879(a)(3)
crankyhead - October 18, 2012, 12:15 am
I do, in fact, have problems with the content Groucho. I don't have problems with their right to say it out loud.
GrouchoMarxist - October 18, 2012, 12:03 am
This is free speech for libbys... Crank has no problem with it,,
KALKAM - October 17, 2012, 11:14 pm
Think before you post kids! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threatening_the_President_of_the_United_States
KALKAM - October 17, 2012, 11:11 pm
No joke kiddies, this stuff can ruin your life...Threats are taken seriously. http://gawker.com/5498712/meet-the-obama-death-tweeter-who-will-be-arrested-today

PYRAMID OUT, PLATE IN - Unemployment solved when the fatal E-coli strain makes it to our plates... its only a matter of time


TAGS: a lot of h** air
Rating: 4.2/5

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PapaFox - December 31, 2012, 6:30 am
Sad thing is, most of the right-wingers won't even understand this.

"HERE COMES THE ORATOR . . . - . . . with his flood of words and his drop of reason." - Benjamin Franklin

DEMOCRATS TO PELOSI AND OBAMA: - Just . . . Just stop. You've done enough damage around here.

RETIRE THE RINO - Let's Hope Arizona gets this right and retires the Rino


PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - FLU season is upon us. Practice safe fist-bumping!

AFL-CIO - We can't attend our 2012 convention. Mr. President what was you saying about compromise?


LOTUS - LOSER of the .........

THE LATEST SCANDAL - A number of states have not met the mailing deadline for absentee ballots for military and overseas... ballots that traditionally tend to be fewer liberal votes. Suspicious, dontcha think?

FLOTUS WILL TELL US WHAT TO EAT - I would say that is like the pot calling the kettle... well, I don't want to be called a racist, so lets just say those who live in glass houses should not throw stones!

STATE OF THE UNION - History repeats itself- so goes the story by Hans Christian Andersen.


GOVERNMENT ANTI-OBESITY CAMPAIGN - "Do as I say, not as I do..." As always, Liberals know best how to control our lives, but not theirs

" IHH TO SEND A NEW AID FLOTILLA TO GAZA " - “Of all the righteous acts, help rendered to those needing it, is the most righteous.”



Charlottesville, Va -

TAGS: charlottesville virginia
Rating: 5/5

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Thedewd - August 15, 2017, 4:45 am
Getting a head start on Halloween?

Democrat Fake News Brainwashing -

TAGS: charlottesville virginia
Rating: 5/5

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inflatedego - August 23, 2017, 8:27 am
Did you notice that the white supremacists are equal opportunity?

Welcome to Obamerica -

The Cult Of Climatology -

TAGS: church of climatology prophet al gore goran climat change cult zealots global warming alarmists junk science
Rating: 5/5

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DebtToAmerica - March 23, 2015, 10:12 pm
"god sends hurricanes because you burn too much coal!" would have been funnier.

Trump is such a weiner -

If you racist Republicans want to make 'Murica great again -

TAGS: trump ballot box racist republicans
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - May 13, 2016, 11:10 am
Not this election. Trump's nom has handed the election to her
ipaprime - May 13, 2016, 1:06 am
Looks like future home of the democraps to me.

refugees from terror -

mid-term -

new study -

liberal tolerance -

TAGS: liberal tolerance emperor s new clothes
Rating: 4/5

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calron - April 4, 2015, 11:36 pm
I do misspell a hell of a lot (remember allot?), but in this case I corrected the error and the evidence supporting that will not go away because you chose ridicule over the facts.
RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 11:33 pm
Admitting you don't know how to use your computer when making these would be like my grandson blaming his pen when he screws up an answer on an exam. Unsure which is worse. Making excuses only makes you look worse. We all make mistakes. Even you
RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 11:27 pm
calron - April 4, 2015, 11:25 pm
Nope, truth.
RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 11:21 pm
calron - April 4, 2015, 11:00 pm
From the text on the page, "Much like the Emperor's New Clothes, It's not as impressive as advertised." That pretty much confirms it, if I correct the spelling without typing it will not gt updated until I type.
calron - March 7, 2015, 5:15 pm
I think I figured out what happened. The interface on update she text when you type, so if I correct words with my spell check program and do not manually change the text afterword, it doesn't get fixed.
calron - March 1, 2015, 4:48 pm
You got me this time. Odd that my spell check program didn't highlight the errors.
RonaldReagan - March 1, 2015, 12:59 pm
What's an "emporer?" What's "advetiZed?" Talk about epic spelling fail. One lion. This is terrible. Liberals would use this to show how the opposition - when stripped of its politics - are fools who aren't as clever as they think. Pass on this.